May 2012
neoputa:
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
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Mom: Had an animal trapped in my bedroom, hehe.
Me: who? Necks? (my cat)
Mom: (sarcastic) Nooo what other animal? (laughs)
Me: (srs face) The octopus.
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this gif describes everything in my art
the-coffee-caramel:
draw on wrong layer
finish sketching, flip it
forgot to pinpoint a light source so shadows are all over the place
oversave the wrong file
looking at how bad your anatomy is
everyone is a better artist than you
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
What am i supposed to do when i can't take it...
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people: you have to be more female
me: suck my dick
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Holding my cats paw
and he’s asleep next to me
dis fucker is adorable
